I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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