just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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