If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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