worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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