You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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