Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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