Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You took a bar mat shot.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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