also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You took a bar mat shot.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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