I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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