I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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