? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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