ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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