are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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