Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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