Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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