how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
