this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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