school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
worst night to have a conscience
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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