I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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