never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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