you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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