Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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