at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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