Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Randomize
