This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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