OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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