ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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