Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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