That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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