i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
only you would photoshop your dick
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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