I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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