Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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