honey bunches of taint.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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