I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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