you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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I need you to use more vowels.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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