OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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