Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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