I feel like abortions should bother me more
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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