he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I cockslap morals
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I forgot how hot balto sounded
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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