i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
handjob tips. give me some.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I have already put on my inside pants.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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