margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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