After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
