so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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