she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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