there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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