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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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