Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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