big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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