We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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