yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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