he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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