He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
last night I used snow as a chaser
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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