Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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