scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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