i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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