Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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