Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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